She said
that the best time to drink it was morning.
When it is good and strong.


She said
that I should not leave it long before drinking.
Best to down it there and then.


She said
that it was crammed with wellbeing and stuff.
It would enhance my health.


I said
that the following morning I would go for it.
I’m all about trying new things.


I said
each morning I try but each morning I fail.
I awake and strain and watch.


I said
it streams to my face and misses my mouth.
It drenches me and my bedding.


She said
you mean you have not been using a glass?
Man you are just too weird.